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Skwila:3azzi tikmi fddalma

9allik assidi hada wahed l9ism mbawe9 fih rir lmoucharib lkhouh.wahed nhar dkhal 3lihoum l2oustad oul9ahoum dairin sda3,hia hadik 9alhoum radi nssmahlkoum ila rssmtouli chi haja man3rafch chnou hia :nad 1 rssam banana 3rafha 2 ..3..45 nad lkassoul ohouwa yarssam lih na9ta hamra ,b9a tifakkar ma3rafch ,ou houwa ykoullih 3azzi tikmi fddalma

Skwila:ayna youjadou adhab

Wahd almalim dial alajtimaiat soul talamid ain youjadou adhab ouhouwa ky na3t fi lkharita ta wahd maraf nad wahad kassoul howa ygoulih fi 3n9 oumi wa fi yidi oumi









Skwila:lmochaghibine

Hada 1 l9isme tjem3o fih 3a lkoussala ,iwa w hia terssam lihom lmo3allima motallate ,w galet lihom chnahowa hada , o howa yhez lmakallekh fihom sob3o o howa ygoule liha 1dh harcha

Skwila:Lmo3alim f casa !

Hada wah hmida galolih,fcasa lflous bhal chtta,ohwa ynoud ossafer lcasa,m3a lhabta dialo men lcar,ohwa yalka wahd 20mille,hwa ygol wayli men daba nbdaw njam3ooo...odrabha brajlih







Skwila:Garou

Hada waha al mo3allim gal lattalamid assmite al garou bil français howa ynakkaz wahad al kassoul howa y goul lih MARQUIZE







Skwila:sabo3on

Galek hada wahed mo3alima rasmat lihom sba3 o galt lihom chno hada..nad wahed lkasol gal liha sabo3on o chwia rasmat lihom nmar o galt lihom chno howa hada tawahad ma3rfo nad hadak lkasol o gal liha sabo3on

Skwila:Kassoule Bezzaffe

Hada ouahed addari Kassoule Bezzaffe! Nade dakhel li dar ou hia t'goule lih ammou (sa maman) finahoua kounache annoukate (carnetde note) ou houa igoule liha : 3titou l'samira sahabti bache takhla3e bih oualidiha









Skwila:ghir 3la seba

Hadi wa lbent jat en retard l'madrasssa. El mo3alim gual leha: "malki jit m3atla?" gualet lih: "we7ed edderri kan tabe3ni men dar tal hna!", el mo3alim gualiha: "Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!" lebneya galetlih: "Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechyia!"