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gal lik wahed lmou3alim gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le lapain achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad.
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galk hada wahd rajl wldou dima ky kdb 3lih
wahd nhar bah sawb wahd l ala bache ghir ikdb l wld tbda tsouni wahd nhar ja l wld l dar o galou bah chhal gbti f l math galou 15 o b9at katsouni l ala o galou chhal gbti f l arbia galou 16 o b9at katsouni galou bah ana hit knt 9dk knt kangib 20 o hia tfrg3 dik l ala.hahahaha...
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hada prof gual l tlamad,ach lfar9 bin bnadam w l'ordinateur,jawbou 1 kasoul w khaser :
la sourie d PC f l'exterieur,w la sourie d bnadam f l'interieur.
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hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih
www.pamm.c.la
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galike hada wahede lemou3alime resame letalamide deyalou f saboura begra ou bda kaysawalhoume chnouhadi neta bagra mezeyane chnouhadi neta begra mezyane arana houwa yewesale 3enede wahed 2 kousala houwa yesawale lawale chno hadi galou difda3a hwa ygoulo lmou3alime mouke hadi o gale ltani chno hadi hwa yygoulihe mayene hada héhéhéhé
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galak hada wahed l mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh
lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar
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9alk hada wa7d f9ih marto mrdat w mnin sala sla dyal jam3a tlab mn nas ya3tiwh flos hta wahd ma3tah . ja kharej k3yan w hwa yl9a wahd skayri 9alo yalah m3aya ila bghiti lflos . dah l bar dakhlo 9al lnas li tma had rajl baghi lflos w homa yjam3olo double dyal lflos li baghi hwa y9olhom lah ykhalikom dima haka .......
www.pamm.c.la
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galik hado brakna ja 3andhom wahad lwzir galhoma rakom mchawhin galhom nas bdaw tay3awdo 3likom noukat galhom ra khskom tkadmo lkadam homa hzo lkrasa o kahzo l3ando ( hihihih )
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hada wahed 3chiri f lablad ka yatkayef bezaaaaaf zatla men 1823 miladiya ,f 2006 3ayet lih f telefone tanhadro bla bla bla lmohime golt lih chno kaddir fach katfi9 men n3ass f lablad a sahbi ? galliya tanfi9 ka nadrab jwan o kan9assi o ta narja3 n3ass
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hada wahad nhar kan kira wakaf hda lgazar,chwiya o howa iji l3arbi batma itkada.gal lgazar ara liya wahad jigo dyal lhawli o saybo mazyan .o howa igol lih kira iyiiiihhh jigo wa mahmouma 3lina ri hna..hhhhhhhh
gal lik wahed lmou3alim gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le lapain achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad.
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galk hada wahd rajl wldou dima ky kdb 3lih
wahd nhar bah sawb wahd l ala bache ghir ikdb l wld tbda tsouni wahd nhar ja l wld l dar o galou bah chhal gbti f l math galou 15 o b9at katsouni l ala o galou chhal gbti f l arbia galou 16 o b9at katsouni galou bah ana hit knt 9dk knt kangib 20 o hia tfrg3 dik l ala.hahahaha...
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hada prof gual l tlamad,ach lfar9 bin bnadam w l'ordinateur,jawbou 1 kasoul w khaser :
la sourie d PC f l'exterieur,w la sourie d bnadam f l'interieur.
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hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih
www.pamm.c.la
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galike hada wahede lemou3alime resame letalamide deyalou f saboura begra ou bda kaysawalhoume chnouhadi neta bagra mezeyane chnouhadi neta begra mezyane arana houwa yewesale 3enede wahed 2 kousala houwa yesawale lawale chno hadi galou difda3a hwa ygoulo lmou3alime mouke hadi o gale ltani chno hadi hwa yygoulihe mayene hada héhéhéhé
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galak hada wahed l mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh
lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar
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9alk hada wa7d f9ih marto mrdat w mnin sala sla dyal jam3a tlab mn nas ya3tiwh flos hta wahd ma3tah . ja kharej k3yan w hwa yl9a wahd skayri 9alo yalah m3aya ila bghiti lflos . dah l bar dakhlo 9al lnas li tma had rajl baghi lflos w homa yjam3olo double dyal lflos li baghi hwa y9olhom lah ykhalikom dima haka .......
www.pamm.c.la
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galik hado brakna ja 3andhom wahad lwzir galhoma rakom mchawhin galhom nas bdaw tay3awdo 3likom noukat galhom ra khskom tkadmo lkadam homa hzo lkrasa o kahzo l3ando ( hihihih )
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hada wahed 3chiri f lablad ka yatkayef bezaaaaaf zatla men 1823 miladiya ,f 2006 3ayet lih f telefone tanhadro bla bla bla lmohime golt lih chno kaddir fach katfi9 men n3ass f lablad a sahbi ? galliya tanfi9 ka nadrab jwan o kan9assi o ta narja3 n3ass
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hada wahad nhar kan kira wakaf hda lgazar,chwiya o howa iji l3arbi batma itkada.gal lgazar ara liya wahad jigo dyal lhawli o saybo mazyan .o howa igol lih kira iyiiiihhh jigo wa mahmouma 3lina ri hna..hhhhhhhh
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تاريخ التسجيل : 05/02/2008
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