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Hayawanate:hawli

9alik hada wahad lhawli d3if fih ghir soufa w l9roun moulah hato lilbi3 wahad ja walad rajl howa y9ol lmoulah bch7al had lhawli 9alih b 70alf w howa ytlafat lih lhawli howa ykolih ph ph ph 3la kadba







Hayawanate:jonoun alba9ar

Jouj begrat kanou f'lhssida. wahda swlat loukhra:wash makhayfash bmarade jonoun lba9ar? jawbatha: 3lash nkhaf yak ana 3aoud









Hayawanate:kharmoucha

alik hada wahad osstad sawal talamid taw3o golo lia asghar hachara kayna jawbo wahad tilmid galih namla galih ostad hasan, na9az lih wahad kasoul galih la a ostad kayn sghar manha hiya kharmoucha sawlo ostad achno had kharmoucha jawbo lkasoul galih kayna f nif ta3 ddib ostad galih imkan kayna edan hasan jidan .wahad kasoulakhor tsahlaha galih ostad kayn sghar manha hiya garmoucha , ostad t3ajab sawlo achno had garmoucha tani jawbo lkasoul galih hiya likayna f nif ta3 kharmoucha.









Hayawanate:wa7d sra9 zit

Hada wa7d sra9 zit (cafard ) chra télévision mli ch3lo jbar di3aya dyal flitox howa y9ol bdina b l aflam dlkhawf







Hayawanate:fraissa ou banana

9alk hada wa7d fraissa ou wa7d banana kanou kay t3ayrou banana 9alt l fraissa nta wjhk mna9at fraissa 9alt l banana ntina dayman kay 3ariwak f zan9a







Hayawanate:dhiyyich kber

Hada wahed dhiyyich (ptit âne) kber ou houa yemchi kayjerri 3and mou, ou galliha: "mi, mi, wellit hmar!" ou hiya tgoullih: "3lach mal mouk kounti mouhandiss?"





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Hayawanate:dabanate (les mouches)

Hadou 2 dabanat barkin tiaklou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene mnt dial elyoum

la deuxieme :ouili a sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa!







Hayawanate:moul la7mar

Hada wa7ad jay man france jayab wa7ad voitur mercides wa3ra dayaz 3la lotourout dyal la3rayach chaf wa7ad kaydir auto stop gal m3a rasso ara nziydoh chwia .. ohowa i7bass ochaf m3ah el7mar galou anta tla3 mais 7mar dyalk non il lui dis que mon ane connais bien la route et px aller seul ,alors mol lvoiture demarra b 60km/h dar lka la7mar morah, zad flvitesse 120km/h ojabro mazal lassko , dar lmaximum houa dar ojber la7mar kharjlo lssano ohoua ykol lmol la7mar: "ah 7marek 3ya!!" mol la7mar jawbo: "3lach?": rad 3lih:" rah kharej lssano bela3ya" jawbo mol la7mar: galou wach mkheraj alssanou 3la liman ola 3la lissar.. galou mol auto 3la lissar(à gauche)" galou moul al7mar balaklou rah baghi idobal"